» "Shut Down Your Facebook And Twitter Accounts" - Senator Shehu Sani Tells Buhari «

Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, has
given President Muhammadu Buhari rules on how to handle
his vacation.
According to the Senator, President Buhari Buhari must
follow these 11 tips in order to enjoy his five days
vacation....
- President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything
that could distract him
- Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the
holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of
the holidays.
- Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card
only accessible to your immediate family members and
instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of
the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of
popping up local news through bulk sms.
- Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if
you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.
- Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC
and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you
must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national
geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.
- Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.
- Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or
the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.
- Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or
Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.
- Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our
president who is on vacation”
- Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and
trace you there.
- Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books
and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.